Confession
❥Pairing: Hanzo Hasashi/Kuai Liang❥Word Count: 801 Words
❥Rating: Mature
❥Warnings: Text fic, drunk text, wrong number texting, Pre!SubScorp, Confessions of feelings (unfortunately sent to the wrong person), poor Cassie is done lol
❥Prompt: Drunk Text
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[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: i love you so much.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: As sweet as this message is, I think you might be texting the wrong person.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: no this is right]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: kaui liang i really really love you.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Yeah, Grandmaster Hasashi, this isn’t Sub Zero.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: yes it tis]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: No. This is Cassie!]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Cassandra!]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Johnny and Sonya’s daughter!]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: cassanra???]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: why do you have kuai liangs phone?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: I don’t have Sub Zero’s phone!]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: This is MY phone number!]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: YOU are texting the WRONG PERSON.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: no im not.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: cassndra pleaszde can you give kaui lian his phone back]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: i need to tell him i love him]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Are you drunk right now?]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: had a few glassed of sake.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Oh god, this is actually happening isn’t it?]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: hav uou given kuai liang his hone back yet i real want to tell him i lov him.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Oh fucking christ.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: YO! Takeda, where are you right now?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Are you in Japan? With the Shirai Ryu?]
[Shirai Ryu Lite 💫 said: Uh, yeah, why?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Okay great! Can you do me a favor?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Find Grandmaster Hasashi, and fucking slap him for me will you?]
[Shirai Ryu Lite 💫 said: Why? What’s wrong?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Well, Takeda, it appears that he’s completely fucking wasted right now, and keeps texting me, except I am absolutely not the person he is trying to text, and won’t believe me when I’m telling him he’s got the wrong number 🙂]
[Shirai Ryu Lite 💫 said: Oh man. Sorry about that Cass. I’ll go find him and put him to bed.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Thank youuuu ❤️]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: Cassandra, I would like to extend my deepest apologies for my messages last night. My inebriated state was no excuse to send them to you. I hope this will not affect our working relationship.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: Incidentally, I humbly request you do not inform Grandmaster Sub Zero about the content of my messages to you.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Awww, you mean I can’t tell him that you llloooovvveee him 💞]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: Cassandra please!]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Relax, I won’t tell him.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: You really should however.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: I do not believe that would be the best course of action.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: How is it not the best course of action???]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: You two would be such a cute couple 🥺]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: I do not believe he feels the same way as I do, and I will not risk our friendship for my own selfish desires.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: … Man, you… You really haven't seen the way he looks at you have you?]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: What do you mean?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Dude, he looks at you like you are literally the only person in the room.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Like he literally looks at you with the wide eyes of a Disney Princess meeting her prince charming.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: It’s fucking adorable, quite frankly.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: What?]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Y’know what? Ask Takeda. And Jacqui. And Jin. They’ll all tell you the same thing.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Subby’s fallen for you hard man.]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: I don’t know what to say to that.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: What you’re supposed to say is that you’ll go ask him for dinner so I can say “I told you so” when he says yes 🥰]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Go on Prince Charming, go get your icey princess!]
[GM Hasashi 🦂 said: I make no promises, but I will think about it.]
[You Got Caged JR 🍒 said: Suppose that’s the best I could hope for 😂]
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