Bad Trip
❥Pairing: Johnny Cage/Kuai Liang❥Word Count: 509 Words
❥Rating: Mature
❥Warnings: Text fic, Weed mentions, Drug mentions, Edibles, Bad trips, Giving someone edibles without warning them their edibles I guess? In Cassie’s defence she means well LOL
❥Prompt: Brownies
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[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: As sweet as this is, I need to know, how drunk are you right now?]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Because only drunk Kuai Liang ever tells me he loves me so openly.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Not drunk.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Cassandra gave me these funny tasting brownies.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: And now I feel really fuzzy.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: What do you mean, Cassie gave you funny tasting brownies?]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: I don’t know]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: She said they had a special herb that would make me feel relaxed.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: And it worked. I feel fantastic.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Uh huh…]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: I love you Jonathan.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Love you too Ice Cube.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Yyyaayyyyyyy]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Punkin, I want you to be honest with me about something, and I promise I won’t be mad.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Did you give Kuai Liang weed brownies?]
[Punkin 🧡 said: Uhhhh. Yeah. Maybe.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Oh my god Cass.]
[Punkin 🧡 said: You said you wouldn’t be mad 😢]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.]
[Punkin 🧡 said: Dad that’s WORSE! 😭]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: You know edibles are the worst way for someone to experience weed for the first time right?]
[Punkin 🧡 said: Dad he’s fine! He’s just vibing on the couch! ☺️]
[Punkin 🧡 said: Wait.]
[Punkin 🧡 said: Yeah scratch that, he just threw up.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Please tell me it wasn’t over my floor?]
[Punkin 🧡 said: No he managed to get the bin.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Thank god.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Okay, I’m gonna be here for the rest of the night, unfortunately. Please just look after him, make sure he gets lots of water.]
[Punkin 🧡 said: On it. 😭 Sorry Dad.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Don’t worry about it, just don’t feed him any more.]
[Punkin 🧡 said: I won’t!]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Mornin’ Snowman, how are you feeling?]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Jonathan…]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: What the FUCK was in those brownies?]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Ah, for some reason Cass decided that giving you weed brownies would be a good idea.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: THAT was the herb she mentioned???]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Yeah, sorry Babe.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Oh my god Jonathan, I’ve never been so sick in my life.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Why did she do this to me? I thought she liked me! 😢]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: I think she thought she was helping.]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: I’m on the way back to the apartment, d’you want anything?]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: Ice cream 🥺]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Really? After you’ve been sick?]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: 🥺🥺🥺🥺]
[Johnny Wiseau 😎 said: Okay, I’ll get you ice cream.]
[Blueberry Ice ❄️ said: 💙]
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