09/04/2025
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Q who fell first, and who fell harder?
Kuai Liang fell first, but I do think Hanzo fell harder.
W their hypothetical godly parents (or a deity they could embody in a mythological setting).
I kind of assosiate Kuai Liang Chang'e for some reason, and Hanzo with Izanami & Izanagi.
E soldiers, poets, or kings?
Soliders, both of them.
R the olive theory according to them (and their palate).
I'm going to be honest, I've never heard of this before lmao. I think they'd probably both understand it, but not really think of it more than a hypothetical.
T who's the 'good old-fashioned lover boy', and who's the 'killer-queen'?
Hanzo is the 'good old-fashioned lover boy' while Kuai is definitely the 'killer-queen'.
Y go-to pet names they have for each other, if any.
Hanzo's go to pet name for Kuai is "snowflake", while Kuai's for Hanzo ranges from "dear", "honey" to "firefly".
U what are their star signs?
I'm a basic bitch so Hanzo's a Scorpio LMAO. Kuai Liang is a capricorn based on when I generally tend to set his birthdate.
I their sexual orientations and/or gender identities.
Hanzo is a Bisexual Cis-Man and Kuai Liang is Homosexual and Non-Binary (altho in a very lowkey way, he's only been able to start exploring this at an older age).
O soulmates by fate/chance or by choice?
Soulmates by fate, every time. They will find each other in any universe.
P their alignment by dnd standards
Hanzo is Chaotic Good as a human or Chaotic Neutral as a wraith. Kuai Liang tends to alternate between Lawful Good and Neutral Good (and very occasionally delves into Chaotic Good)
A who's more likely to do stupid, impulsive, or random stuff, and who's there being like, 'regrettably, that's the love of my life'?
Hanzo is a very impulsive person and does do some very stupid things. Kuai Liang is often trailing behind and cleaning up the chaos he leaves.
S one to three songs that remind you of them.
Guardian by Aether Realm, Until Eternity by Blackbriar & Eternal by Bursters.
D who's the "tell me i'm pretty" one, and who's the "you're pretty fucking annoying is what you are" in the relationship?
Kuai Liang's the "tell me I'm pretty", and Hanzo is "you're pretty fucking annoying"... Leading to Kuai pouting and Hanzo having to make it better through sex
F their love languages.
Hanzo's is definitely acts of service, he would happily do anything Kuai requests of him if he knows it'll make him happy. Kuai's is probably touch, it was a rarity outside of battle for him, so the fact someone can touch him and he can touch someone else so gently and softly is a new experience for him.
G sun, moon, stars, earth, or eclipse?
Hanzo is the sun, Kuai Liang is the moon.
H three to five non-sexual acts of intimacy.
Stroking the others hair, Face kisses, Hugging & cuddling, Holding hands, Holding a hand to the others cheek.
J who's the "i could beat the shit out of you" one, and who's the "i know" one?
They could both fill either roll, but I think Kuai being like "I could beat the shit out of you" would result in Hanzo being like "I know 🥰🥰🥰".
K one to three other ships from other pieces of media that may remind you of them.
I generally don't do stuff like that, but I will admit I kinda have a soft spot for them having a Gomez and Morticia Addams dynamic (Hanzo is Gomez, Kuai is Morticia)
L who's the dog person, and who's the cat person? (other pets or animals may also apply.)
Kuai is an all animals person and would probably adopt anything he can get his hands on, although most prolific is definitely Weena the Lin Kuei Dachshund. Hanzo is a dog person, although he is convinced that Weena hates him (She loves him, he's just paranoid).
Z their absolute favourite thing about each other in the whole wide world.
Hanzo loves who resiliant Kuai is, how despite all the absolute shit that's been thrown his way that he's still managed to come out of it with a kind heart and love for those around him. As for Kuai? He loves how passionate Hanzo is, how he honourable he is and how he fights for those he loves... Also his Biceps.
X do they ever match in any way?
I like to think Kuai got his headband to match Hanzo's :)
C their own little way (or ways) to say 'i love you'.
Hanzo will do thinks like cooking Kuai's favourite foods, and just generally looking after him. Kuai tends to be very vocal with his love, but for Hanzo it's the silly little things Kuai does that really tells him he loves him, like overusing emoji's in texts or making him little ice sculptures.
V who's the "i wouldn't marry myself either" one, and who's the "i would marry you with parer rings" one? (alternatively: i'd marry you with paper rings vs. i'm rich. i'll get you a diamond)?
Kuai is both "I wouldn't marry myself either" and "I would marry you with paper rings" at the same time. Hanzo on the other hand is "I'm rich, I'll get you a diamond" regardless of the situation lmao.
B coffee or tea?
Tea for both of them, but while Hanzo does also enjoy coffee, Kuai Liang can not stand it and can only drink it with a ridiculous amount of sugar in it.
N one to five tropes they embody or could pull off in an AU.
Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Old Man Yaoi, Mutual Pining, Accidental Child Acquisition