Misc. Lists

• Persephone (Ancient Greek)
• Chione (Ancient Greek)
• Anubis (Ancient Egypt)
• Izanami (Japanese)
• Chang'e (Chinese)

Presented mostly without context lol, just a bunch of comments I've seen on various parts of the internet & wrote down

• I also choose this guys dead wife
• The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here
• There is only Ogtha
• And we've had a wonderful heartfelt plea to raise the children from a gentleman who goes by the alias u/rimjob_steve
• "I'm not crazy." "Editor's note: OOP is, in fact, crazy"
• She’d have boxed me round the ears as fast as she could get a stool to reach them
• So much time focusing on Mason and not the potentially killer doll with human hair found in a deep freezer. Priorities people
• Hey TNT, can we add this person to the Gallery of Evil?
• Save us from the lag, John Legend
• I sentence him to an Oceangate submarine
• "Final Update" "Editor’s note- it is not the final update"
• Assigned gender by baby
• I sometimes look back in horror to a time when I was trying to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger on the neoboards but I neither knew how to spell his last name nor was I old enough to understand racial slurs
• I've never been so proud of a 38 year old woman hacking a 10 year old girls account
• You probably would have fought for Oliver Cromwell in the civil war you savage
• "Stupidest reasons you noped out of a fic?" "They wrote the man character as liking a brand of soda I don't like."
• Look I admit I'm not well-versed in the ways of yaoi on account of my crippling heterosexuality, but goddammit if a toothbrush man and a candy man root canaling each other is how I board the train, then choo-choo motherfuckers
• 4th Snake is definitely cooking here. It's not anything good and his kitchen is on fire but he's doin something that could be described as cooking
• The horny gods whisper their secrets to me and I write them down
• No beta reader we die like AO3 authors
• I hope ebony dark'ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour
• Imagine writing on AO3 for attention and not because you’re a writer with a deep seated need to make your readers upset or horny or both
• If he didn't want to play the "whose dick is bigger" game with you, he should've kept his pants zipped
• Mortal Kombat really captures the feeling of a bunch of kids making their toys fight

• Sakura (Japanese)
• Xue (Chinese)
• Miles (English)

• Japanese Copy of Tekken 3
• Salad Fingers T-Shirt
• Police Quest Collection
• Two Furbys