Erotic Photography
❥Pairing: Kano/Kuai Liang❥Word Count: here
❥Rating: Explicit
❥Warnings: Text Fic, Nudes/Dick Pics
❥Prompt: I'm So Hard Right Now
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[Kuai Liang said: That sounds like a you problem.]
[Kano 🦘 sent a photo]
[Kano 🦘 said: Nah, I think this is very much your problem.]
[Kano 🦘 said: So, whatcha gonna do about it, baby?]
[Kuai Liang said: Are you sat in a closet or something right now? Why is the lighting so bad?]
[Kano 🦘 said: Are yah really criticising the lighting in my dick pic right now?]
[Kuai Liang said: Oh, was it meant to be a picture of your penis? I couldn’t tell from how dark it was.]
[Kuai Liang said: Would it kill you to invest in a ring light?]
[Kano 🦘 said: What the fuck are you on about?]
[Kuai Liang sent a photo]
[Kuai Liang said: See how much better quality this picture is compared to the one you sent me?]
[Kano 🦘 said: Uh…]
[Kano 🦘 said: Did you just send me a nude?]
[Kuai Liang said: Yes, but that’s not the point here.]
[Kuai Liang said: The point is, the lighting makes all the difference in erotic photography.]
[Kano 🦘 said: You send me a nude… to try and own me regarding dick pic lighting?]
[Kuai Liang said: My point is, I take very high quality nudes, and quite frankly, I expect the same quality in return.]
[Kuai Liang said: Sloppy haphazard zoomed in photos of your cock will not suffice.]
[Kuai Liang said: Where is the drama? The intrigue? The creativity?]
[Kuai Liang said: I am a man of culture, Kano my dear, I require more from you than that.]
[Kano 🦘 said: Well… Shit…]
[Kano 🦘 said: Didn’t think I could get any harder, yet here we are.]
[Kano 🦘 said: You at the temple?]
[Kuai Liang said: Yes I am.]
[Kano 🦘 said: Good. Stay there.]
[Kano 🦘 said: Imma be about 10 minutes.]
[Kano 🦘 said: Then we’re gonna do some photography together, if y’know what I mean.]
[Kuai Liang said: Sounds delightful.]
[Kuai Liang said: I’ll get my ring light ready 😘]
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